Nathan

No-Pants-O-Clock?
No-Pants-O-Clock is the act of taking off your pants with a group of mates, while drunk and/or high of course, and destroying your neighbor hood.

Rules
None of these are rules you see, more guidelines.
Guys have to just drop their pants. They are not allowed to change into anything else (unless they are free balling it)
I know some girls don’t exactly feel like walking around in a G or thong (if you are one of those girls you suck!). So girls have the option of changing in to boxers with nothing underneath.
No-Pants-O-Clock should he held after 11 pm, we found that 11:30 was good for us, mainly because we where all very trashed by then and it gave us enough time to fuck stuff up and come home to sleep like 8 hours.

Activities
Here are some things i suggest you try doing while on No-Pants-O-Clock

Stealing Letterboxes
Stealing House Numbers
Moving or Stealing pot plants
Moving or Stealing garden lights (this is the best)
Knocking down or stealing street signs
Visiting empty construction sites
Borrowing/using equipment from said construction sites
Stealing car number plates
Hooking in, remember no one is wearing pants and should be VERY drunk and/or high

The after mark
So everyone is starting to feel less drunk/high or is getting cold and sleepy. So what do you do with all that stuff you have stolen. Well, you wouldn’t want to be taking it all back would you. So, here are some ideas.
Decorate a "friends" front garden
Stash it all away, add to the stash every No-Pants-O-Clock


Well that’s all for now, if you have any ideas feel free to comment with them.

Coming soon, The history of No-Pants-O-Clock!

I lost heaps of firends aswell. Meh, anyone cool from LJ i have on my msn anyway.

Yeh, lj sucks.

So today i took all the ego i have (wich is massive atm, due to girls saying im cute and stuff recently) and put it on the line. I ask "rusty" if she wants to go to the movies or soemthing, like as a date.

I get rejected. wich wouldnt be so bad, except for she tells me after that shes with some fucking loser. It killed my ego, all of it. To get rejected for someone that i see to be totally inferior fucking hurts. In my eyes im cooler, nice and better looking than this random, and everyones with me. But no, im beaten by some random.

GRRRRRRRRR.

From this day on im gonna push my self harder
Train smarter
Focus.

I havn't been updating recently, nothing that interesting has been happening tho.

SO yeh, i got my school grades back today.

English: B
Maths: A
Interactive media: A
Work Studies: A
Information Systems: B

Not too bad, dad mite have a sad about the B's tho. :/

I went to a shit party at my mates on the weekend, nothing much happened. infact it was a waste of piss.

I don't think my life will be getting intersting any time soon.... meh.

Today was pretty long, and im still pretty pissed atm.

So it started with 6 of us heading to the beach. And me realising i not half as fit as i was last summer :( looks like im gonna have to shead a few KGs. Got a bit of a nice tan befor we heading out again to do some shopping. got some new jeans and another (!) t-shirt.

Anyway thats all boring stuff. Tonight we went to a mates house and got pissed. fuck i love getting pissed with my good mates. we did stupid boy stuff, like fight and tell eachother about chicks. I have some pics and a movie!!! of me watching a movie, i was totally smashed off my face when they where taken tho.

*caugh* FUCK that hurts my abbs, mite not work them so hard next time.....

going shopping AGAIN tommorow. if i can wake up intime.

^^

*still pissed*

And its all becuase of me.

About 15 months ago i had this GF. I never introduced her to any of my friends, mainly because she lived far away and also because i didnt care. My mates gave me crap about it all the time, but the fact that i was getting with a girl much hotter than they could ever dream off made happy. Also i was scared she either wouldnt like them or they would be their normal fucked up selves.

Now, 15 months later, my mates had a MASSIVE argument about it. I had no idea. I come on to msn and get flodded with questions about her. i find this confusing. It turns out they looked her up in the phone book and asked everyone they knew about her. the number was wrong (the address belonging to the number was also wrong) and based on this they decided she didnt exist again.

I should state my attitude on this. after it was over with her, she kept calling me when she was at parties and i did the same, but i never let my mates talk to her, becuase they would embarress and ashame me. so after this happened a few times i decided i would NEVER proove anything to anyone. This instantly sorted out my friends in to those who i could trust and trusted me, those who just didnt care, and those who assumed she was fake.

I still stick to that.

So now, the recent argueing has split the group in 2. the people that are my friends, and they people that are not. I feel sorta bad because, thanks to me, some long term friendships have been broken. But also, i now have a group of friends that i can either trust totally or that dont give a shit about what people say.

It's a pitty, i just lost a pretty good friend. But now i know who my true friends are.

Saterday:

Went for a ride with my dad. The old fool is trying to ride bmx like me, its awsome cos hes old. But is scary cos hes pretty good :| Didn't hurt myself, so it must have been a panzy ride.

Then in the arvo i went to the gravity-games. The gravity games are like the x-games, BMX, moto X, wake boarding, vert, etc. one of the most awsome things ive seen recently, well sports wise anyway. It was also filled with "scene" randoms pretending they where hardcore. FFS they pissed me off.

Sat night i went to the drags with my mate. It cost $17 to get in, but it was soo worth it :D this rx7 was owning everything, it nearly even beat a mortobike down the 1/4. since most of my LJ friends are girls, this part was prolly really boring for u ;)

Sunday:

Today i went shopping with my mate. I just got this t-shirt, while he got like 4 pairs of shorts and like 3 t-shirts. wasnt all that fun cos it was the 2 of us. Some crazy abbo was yelling abbuse at his ugly ass abbo gf or wife, fuck i hate abbos.

ATM im just lazing around listening to music, thinking about if i cbf updateing my layout/theme thingy. doubt i will tho.

I woke up to today with a massive hangover :/

The rest of the day pretty much involved me sitting here trying to recover and talking to people.

funny shit that happened lastnight:

My mates gf fucked her exchange student.
My mate claims his dick wouldnt fit inside the same chick (WTF)
Corey was hugging me and telling me how much he loved me and stuff, like an hour later he passedout on the bricks out side.
Thats all i can really remember for now, ill reply with more if i remember.

So lastnight i had:
2 strongly mixed bundies and cokes befor i left
a hip flask of bindu
can of bundi pre mix
can of cougar premix.

OMFG, i just saw a pic of a chick i was ment to be meeting tommorow! i think i have ummm, to do shit with my dad or something. Fuck that!
(msn me if u want a pic of 2 fugly chicks)

Well, i just got home from my mates pissup, ot was just us guys (abiuot 7 of us). And im smashed of bundi. man, it was soo much fun, getting smashed off bottles of spirits and remembering funny shit. good times.

Anyway, im pissed off my face. and my thoughts atm are:

1. girls are shit, no one understhands them.

2. relationships suck, thinks always go fucking wrong.

3. bundi, despite being harsh, is awsome.

4. im dressd like an emo. which was a waste since it was just us doods tonight.

5. i love "rusty" still

6. luckly its late and rusty insnt awake, or id be telling her it.

7. driding + piss = confusing + pain

8. my friends tell me the truthm while pissed, about some aspects that my other "friends" lie to me about.

9. When having a GF its a good idea NOT to ever introduce her to your firends, so tha tthey give u crap and never know for sure what she really looked like or what really happened.

10. NOFX still kicks your ass.

This update bought to u by the lettersm B U N D I and then nubers 2:07.

Updating becuase i should.

1. My braces come off on the 20th

2. Planning on going to G-games on friday, i dont know wether to emo my self out and listen to punk and skank or go hk and just watch Mik and dave do their shit on the freestyle/vert/dirt tracks.

3. AFI is awsome

4. Mike and i went to teh "mall" yesterday. Spent most of the time rating chicks and calling meddic.

5. SUm 41s new cd is shit. that is all.

6. NOFX owns all other punk. ever. thats is all.

7. Ive been on holidays for a week now and im starting to get fuxing bored.

8. this year 10 (14/15 yo) keeps asking me to have sex with her, since shes cute i cant turn her down/ avoid the subject much longer..

9. Dad stars a new job tomorrow. More money for us.

10. Rant time.

New poppunk is starting to piss me off. A girl i know (its always girls) told me to get a MXPX cd. For some reason, i thought they mite have been something like NOFX or atleast good riddance or AFI. insted i get a fucking pice of emo shit that was more like good charlote and the Ataris. Also alot like yellow card, but not nearly as cool.

Its always girls who tell me to get these cds. They are always shit aswell. Something about guys singing about feelings must do something amazing to girls. I know when i dress up like an emo im about 300% more attractive to girls, ot maybe its that i look sexhy in black and pink, but i fucking doubt it.

I wanna grow a mowhawk.

Normally this would be a bad thing.

in my case however, its fucking awsome. I look back and realise, some fool just paid me $800 to do nothing but stand around in his shop for a few weeks. so yeh, the reason he gave me was "you are not committed or dedicated to this job" and "From now on your time here is terminated" I really wanted to say something cheeky over the phone to this guy, but i couldnt think fast enough :(

So now i have an interview Coles and one lined up with action. Getting a new job should be no problem as i have a resume filled with bogus community service certs and a reference from the leader of the democrats (political party here in aust).

The only thing im gonna miss about that job is working with greeny. Greeny is a champ. Every weekend he comes into work with several awsome stories to tell. Ive known the guy since i was 5 but i hadnt seen him for about 5 or 6 years untill i got that job. When i grow up i wanna be just like Greeny :D

Mums pissed off that i dont care about being fired. But really, why do i wanna work for asians (no offence, they are just typicaly really bad employers) for min wage?

Have fun LJ peeps, i know i will :D

Well ive had exams recently, so i have been spending my time Studying, riding and playing sims 2. LJ got left out :(

So nothing much has been happening, sims is addictive. It's slowly turning into summer, YAY.

Yeh, my life is boring atm. Maybe i should fall inlove or something, just to make it interesting again.

;)

Well, thats it. I've finished highschool :D

PARTY TIME.

Some random stole my bike from school today. I was so pissed off. When i was walking to maccas with my mate to grab something to eat and wait for the bus i saw it sitting in the racks. I waited for who ever stole it to come out and get on it, then my mate and i rushed him, pushing him off my bike and started laying into the dirty theif when he got up.

I have a couple of split knuckles and a pretty badly cut up mouth. don't know what state the other random is in, but he wasnt getting up when we left. The taste of blood is still seeping into my mouth.

Nothing much has been happening recently, atleast nothing worth updateing about.

This is my last week of school, so ive been bogged down in test and assignments. My parents are having a sad because im not getting amazing grades.

I had to work yesterday, but it was ok. My little hottie came in aswell as some random MILF, they made my day.

So after the end of this week i have 3 weeks off school, in those 3 weeks i have 2 exams. Then its back to school for 1 week to finish everything off. Some time after that i have my graduation and then thats it. School is finished :D

Yesterday was pretty cool.

In the morning i got a new bike with my dad. Haro X1, just something to fuck around on.
Then i watched some of the grand final (CARN THE PORT!) but had to go to work. work sucks, if i didnt have to go i woulda been on the piss as the game started.

Work was boring, becuase it was final day no one came in.

Got off work and went to my mates, started having a few drinks while we waited for everyone to turn up so we could go see harold and kumar. Teh movie was soo funny :P i want those little white castle burgers! We dont have any white castles here in aust tho :(

After that we went back to my mates palce and drunk more. Was just like 10 guys tho, till my mates GF rocked up, totally off her face. She didnt even know what day it was and who half of the people there where. we did stupid shit and watched ace ventura. Then around 1 we all headed home.

I didn't go to english today, insted i went over to maccas to eat/chat with some mates.

I didn't go to last session today, insted i went to the shops and had some sushi.

My mate played a small set for recess and lunch. He was all white and shaking, it was the first time he had ever Djed in front of people. Well the first time he has 1000+ people listening. He didnt stuff up, so hes stoaked.

I was gonna go out to the movies tonight, but we decided to go on sat or sun.

Ohhh, "rusty" msned me today. Kinda weird, i felt like asking what she wanted, but i was coldly nice insted.

w00t, my parents just went out :) i have the house to my self, cya :D

Recently nothing has been happening. Just typical work and school, nothing exciting.

I mite be going to an all ages rave in a few weeks with some mates. I dont know wether to expect 100s of random youngn's or heaps of overage ppl. It will be awsome tho.

well yeah. Thats it atm, back to wasting time isnted of doing school work that i should be doing.

Today was pretty uneventful. Went to school and did a whole lot of nothing as always. Talked about cars & girls with my mates. Talked about girls and parties with female friends. Laughed at my mate who has to go to youth court becuase he keeps doing stupid shit, hes gonna bet 100+ hors of community servic, hes such a fool.

Ohhh! my mate had his first amature kickboxing match on sat night! he won 1 min into the 2nd round by TKO. I wish i was there, but i had to work :/

Speaking of work, it was good today. Now i know what im doing and get to work with awsome people its not so bad. Still working on picking up chicks from work, i dont think my manage likes me doing it tho :S

It's pretty late, i guess i better go to sleep soon...

I have exactly that much time to chat up and girls that i serve at work. There is an average of 3 hot girls that i serve each day. I'm gonna need some mad skillz to pick up while at work.

Strange, i serve over 150 people a day. Yet there are always 2 or 3 that stick in my mind. I wounder why :S

Anyway, work today was awsome. Finally got to work with someone i like. Greeny is the funnyest guy around. When im 19 i wanna be like him.

I found the shirt and braclet thingy my ex gf gave to me thismorning. The t-shirt is so awsome, so is the braclet. It made me miss her :(

"Rusty" walked into my work today, took one look at me and the walked out :D It makes me happy that she either hates me so much, or feels so bad about fucking me around, that she cant even purchase something from me at work :P